Hotel TRUMPool Special Bulletin

This isn't fake news, unfortunately. By emergency Executive Decree, every Hotel, Casino and commercial TrumpScraper in TrumpLand must effect the changes in order to comply.

"We're locked in a no-holds-barred Trade War," The Leader announced, "with UnTrumpLand."

That is The Leader's name for the former United States' former Neighbor to the North. 

"Every red-blooded TrumpLander must show those dumb Canucks...uh, UnTrumpLandSpastics that we mean business. Cuz that's what TrumpLand's all about."

28th Amendment to the Constitution: every hotel and casino in the USA must bear the name and likeness of The Leader.

This isn't fake news, unfortunately. By emergency Executive Decree, every Hotel, Casino and TrumpScraper in TrumpLand must effect the changes to comply.

"We're locked in a no-holds-barred Trade War," The Leader announced, "with UnTrumpLand."

That is The Leader's name for the former United States' former Neighbor to the North. 

"Every red-blooded TrumpLander must show those dumb Canucks...uh, UnTrumpLandSpastics that we mean business. Cuz that's what TrumpLand's all about."

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28mo Amendamento alla Costituzione: ogni hotel e casinò negli Stati Uniti dovrà portare il nome e l'immagine del Leader.

Non si tratta di fake news, purtroppo. Per un decreto esecutivo d'emergenza, ogni hotel, casino e grattaTRUMP di TrumpLandia sarà obbligato a modificare il proprio aspetto fisico per essere a norma.

"Siamo impegnati in una guerra economica," annunciò il Leader, "con NonTrumpLandia."

Ciò è il nuovo nome che il Leader ha dato all'ex vicino a nord degli ex Stati Uniti.

"Ogni fedele TrumpLandiano deve far vedere a quegli stupidi can... UnTrumpLandFetenti che facciamo sul serio. TrumpLandia è un posto serio."